b& b& b& none of you are free from sin

[fashionrevival]

stolen from my desiresongs post, which i stole from kay's desiresongs post, which was stolen from bakerstreet
what now

the sexting meme

Probably the easiest meme ever. Make a blank post with your character's name and universe. For the replier, the reply must be a dirty text to the poster's phone, or a picture of naughty parts. It can be on purpose ...or a mistyped number. ("Whoops, sorry I showed you my junk! ... But how was it?!") The original poster can reply to the text or ignore it. Have fun!

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Tori Nygma | Original Character

[fashionrevival]

Jeb Parmalee | Original Character

[idealsblossoming]

Faith Parmalee | Not-as-Trashy Lovekid OC

[cinnabonjr]

Abigail Parmalee (Yggdrasill) | Trashy Lovekid OC

[keptasecret]

Vincent Beoulve | Trashy Lovekid OC

[fromarottentree]

Kita Yamamoto | Semi-OC

[copy_kit]

Protoman/Blues | Mega Man Classic

[notthebreakman]

[Not responsible for any gifs of burning dildos you may receive in return.]

Fayt Leingod | Star Ocean: Till the End of Time

[divineavenger]

[I'm so sorry for him.]

Bartholomew "Mew" Wilder | OC

[trackthedamned]

[How does he have a phone to sext with? Who fucking knows. Who cares. GO FORTH]

[copy_kit]

Hey Mew, guess what I'm wearing right now~

[trackthedamned]

Hmm. Let's see~

I'm sure I'll be wrong regardless, but how about we try for a cute bra and panties?

[copy_kit]

A good guess, but wrong!

I'll give you a hint: it's a costume...

[trackthedamned]

Alas! A sexy cat or a maid, perhaps~?

1/2

[copy_kit]

Nyan nyan, nyan nyan, nihao nyan~

Gorgeous~ Delicious~ Deculture~

2/2

[copy_kit]

But no, I am neither dressed as a sexy catgirl nor as a sexy maid. The catgirl is the closer guess, but only by a teeny bit. Try a different genre.

[trackthedamned]

Oh, come on, now. I've been dead for way too long to know you people and your pop culture references! Not fair, not fair at all...

Space... suit? Is that even a thing?

[copy_kit]

It's not a specific pop culture reference, you big baby. You'll be fine.

...Mew, the point of a space suit is to completely cover the body to protect it from the cold vacuum of space. They can be snug and fanservicey, but--you know what, never mind. Other end of the genre spectrum.

[trackthedamned]

You human-adjacents and your newfangled technology. You do realize I'm over 300 years old and it's a miracle I even figured out this thing? Why would I bother looking into what one of those was for...

But okay, okay. Ummmm. Magician?

[copy_kit]

All right, sorry. I'm glad you figured out how these work, though. It's nice to be able to talk to you a little more frequently. Or text, whatever.

...Close enough! :D

[trackthedamned]

Communicate! Same thing. Either way, get off my hell-lawn, whippersnapper.

So, do I get to see, or what?

1/2

[copy_kit]

Okay, okay. I'll leave the possibility of showing up on your hell-lawn in a sexy pizza delivery costume for another day.

2/2

[copy_kit]

[Attached to the text is a photo of Kita, having put on her robe and wizard hat. Except oops, it seems she's forgotten to fasten her robe, because it's hanging open and revealing the fact that she hasn't put anything else on at all. All it's doing to protect her decency is just barely keeping her nipples from being exposed, though they do stand out through the thin fabric.

She's lounging casually against a stack of pillows in bed with her legs spread apart. One arm is draped over her thigh, allowing her hand to conveniently hide what's between her legs. (Don't ask how many times it took for her to get the angles just right for the shot to work out that way.)

Kita holds a suspiciously shaped "wand" in her other hand and is resting it against her belly, with the tip pointing downwards.]

Well?

[trackthedamned]

[There's enough of a passing of time between what Kita sends and Mew's response that hopefully it comes across as appreciative silence.]

I approve immensely. Also, I volunteer as your familiar.

[copy_kit]

Gee, I dunno. My familiar would have to be able to keep up with my busy schedule of research and spellcasting and magical adventuring. What can you offer to help with that? >:3

[trackthedamned]

My schedule is totally open, I'm literally hot as hell and have fire magic, and also I have cool wings.

Also, I think my wand could show you a better time than yours. I'm just saying.

[copy_kit]

Well, I suppose I could pencil you in for an interview~

Oh ho? Is that a challenge to a magic duel you're initiating?

[trackthedamned]

I dunno if it's really a challenge when I'm guaranteed to win.

[copy_kit]

Maybe you are, but why deny us both the fun of the competition?

In fact, I think maybe you ought to give my wand a head start to make it a little more even. What do you say?

[trackthedamned]

I say if it needs a handicap, I've already won.

But fine, fine. I'll play your little game. It'll just make it even more fun to show you up later!

[copy_kit]

Mwah~

[There's another photo attached. This time, Kita's winking playfully as she salutes with her "wand." Her robe is still juuuuuuust keeping her nipples covered, though the way it's angled makes it clear that her lower half is fully exposed, though the image cuts off before anything can be seen.]

perhaps we can continue this into a for real thread but right now i'm not sure i'm feeling it?

[trackthedamned]

[She will not get a response. Not because Mew doesn't appreciate it, but because he is, in fact, giving her her brief head start before heading over there to show her up.

She'll see him soon enough.]

Ris Bancroft/Nygma | OC

[lemondrop]

[Prone to squeakhollering, which means you should totally see what happens.]

[scholarmate]

About

that little "gift" you left behind...

[lemondrop]

[There is a large portion of her that is embarrassed for even having done this, but there is a larger portion that knows she absolutely has the upper hand here. Therefore.]

Oh? What of it?

[Time to fluster the ever living hell out of this megane!]

[scholarmate]

Not that I don't appreciate the surprise but

I hope you know you're not getting off scot free with the kind of stunt you pulled here. You've got NO idea how agonizingly miserable it feels to be in this spot right now.

[lemondrop]

You're right. I don't.

[Oh, she can't hide the evil little grin that's spreading across her face while she's typing back.]

Why don't you tell me all about it? Maybe then I can come to understand~

[scholarmate]

I think there's plenty to understand about the fact I'm sitting in a LECTURE right now, Ris, with your panties in my coat pocket.

[ You're making him text in class! Absolutely unforgivable. The boner, meanwhile... not unpleasant, but bad timing? Oh yeah. ]

You're absolutely killing me here!

[lemondrop]

I fail to see how it's my fault you don't bother checking your coat pockets before heading out to class.

Besides, they're mine, so they're small. Unless you have any other hands rifling about your pockets I ought to know about, you should have no problem at all keeping them concealed from prying eyes until you return home.

Think of it as our little secret! ♥

[scholarmate]

...Goddess, I swear you've got a devil hiding somewhere in there.

That's not the point, anyway. I can think of other things that aren't so easy to conceal from prying eyes. Unlike your silk panties, I doubt "our little secret" is going to fly here.

[lemondrop]

Who, me? Nonsense. I've never done a thing wrong in my life. 😇

Ah, I suppose that is a problem, though...hm, hm~. What to do.

I could offer you alternative trains of thought, but I fear you may blame me just as much if you let those thoughts percolate in your mind for too long, either...

[scholarmate]

Oh, you HAD to have picked that one on purpose. What are you trying to do, prime the pump!?

I've got ten minutes left here anyway. Ten minutes. You can wait.

[lemondrop]

Oh, come, now! What kind of girlfriend would I be if I didn't try to help you out of your predicament in your time of need? (I will hear nothing about how I caused said predicament.)

Sigh. Well, until you can free yourself from the confines of class and return to privacy, why don't you jut think of... oh, what was his name. Patrick? That ought to calm at least that problem, although I fear for your blood pressure.

We can resume the other problem in ten minutes or so. ♥

[scholarmate]

[ NO THAT'S TOO GAY and that is NOT a face he wants to imagine during his... own free time. anyway. ]

i sAID WAIT I DIDN'T SAY TO KILL MYuiiuiuiuukjkjjjjkjj

[scholarmate]

[ sent almost immediately after: ]

nfj

[scholarmate]

[ there's nothing but silence for about three minutes and then another response comes in. ]

thatnk aidios i knew the answer to that one. five minutes. then it's payback

[lemondrop]

♥

[If he listens very, very closely, he might hear the cackling from another universe.]

I eagerly await what you come up with.

Elliot Craig | Trails of Cold Steel

[divertimento]

[Extra points for music puns]

Casper LeBlanc Jr. | Scion/OWoD

[helborn]

[Let's do this.]