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1. it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut her out of her dress with my sword. My bad.

2. Is it a bad idea to combine alchemy and vodka. Asking for a friend.

3. Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...

4.So you threw a sword at me last night.

5. Text him!

Edited 2018-06-26 06:29 (UTC)

...really? are you sure I THREW them at you

I'm going to need. myself back.

or did I pick up someone else, can't remember

Pretty sure when they say 'Throwing yourself at someone' they don't actually mean it literally.

Besides, I know I'm not exactly your type.

[Yes Kashuu you are that obvious. This is not the blue guy you are crushing on.]

they also don't have something to throw. Usually

so....am I going to find the sword around here, or did you like, confiscate me

seriously does everyone but him know about that

[please say you didn't confiscate him, but also this is so bad to actually write. Why does he refer to things in this way]

A bit of both. You might be a sword but sharp pointy things and alcohol don't exactly mix in my experience. I think I stashed it somewhere out of the way?

Can't exactly remember where, though. Probably under something.

Between the whispers in the village and the way you look around the guy. Yeah, kind of obvious.

that's helpful, guess I have something to look for then. I kinda need that

you shouldn't go to an actual shinsengumi party then, we sorta get drunk and hop around with our swords out sometimes

no one's gotten injured yet.

...what whispers

I mean, that isn't to say drunken swordplay and symbology hasn't happened at parties I've been to, but still. It's always a big 'Yet'.

I think I recall hearing someone tease you about the guy?

symbology?

it's not like we're sparring. just hopping around after drinking contests, and someone might be mostly sleeping on the floor

don't think we've even actually stepped on him or his hair...

OH that. they like doing that

ngl that was the most turned on i've been in at least a week

[Time to see if Atsushi can spontaneously combust???]

1. i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.

2. If I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies

3. Woke up next to a half eaten philly cheese-steak. Honestly probably one of the top three things I've ever woken up next to.

4. Text him!

Edited 2018-06-26 06:17 (UTC)

1. The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.

2. Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?

3. My mom just told me that after I turned eight I stopped growing mentally and emotionally.

4. I can feel your judgement through the phone.

5. Do you think it'll be awkward standing up at their wedding knowing I've slept with both the bride and the groom?

6. Surprise me!

1. I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey.

2. You want further proof that Fate hates me? Okay. I'm on the way to the medic. A 'homeless man' stabbed me at the gas station and I'm out of healing.

3. Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.

4. They figured out he was high when he told the council member he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toilet paper and pretend it was a ghost.

5. Text him?

Edited 2018-06-26 07:43 (UTC)

1. Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral.

2. You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned him with a dildo from across the room.

3. I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.

4. I feel like my life has just been one 20 year long episode of "I Shouldn't Be Alive."

5. Surprise me!

1. did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?

2. false alarm, still single

3. sorry for the late response, that mission ended up being a couple of months. or years

4. Text him?

yes i was being kidnapped to go stuff me with sweets because apparently mentioning that i have never had crepes is a cardinal sin

thats definitely not what I thought of

did they taste good at least? not sure if mitsutada is just amazing

yeah in retrospect i should have picked a better word, sorry

and yeah? mine was really sweet. i like sweet things but even i have a limit?

at least you're okay, right?

aaah one of that kind. humans make so many things. why do you really need sweet and savory crepes

Casper, I eat dango all the time, I'm not sure how sweet that was but-

yeah it's kind of hard to kidnap me

also becuase it's good to have variety? and ive never had dango

makes it all the more worrying that you said that, really

I'll bring dango sometime! there's multiple flavors of it too

that's what you meant by variety, right?

yeah i didn't think

i mean no i meant it like you should have both sweet and sour things

but that's also good

I think it might count by itself haha

[There's a little pause like he's trying to find something and then] 🍡 see? the green one is like that tea the old man drinks, the red one is kinda sweet, I dunno how to describe the middle one

[that's more like bitter than sour Kashuu]

oh neat

yeah id liek to try that if you have some

i mean i can survive on almost anything but that doesnt mean it has to taste bad

1. If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong, I don't want to be right.

2. Sometimes it's important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.

3. I mean, I'm completely serious, and also drunk.

4. Listen. His drunk texts were grammatically perfect! What was I supposed to do?

5. I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had a guy on his knees begging for forgiveness.

6. Text her!

I understand completely, and I love you too. ♥

I

Did you

Did you just STEAL MY TEXT from its intended recipient?

[There's a minute's pause between those texts and the next one.]

I'm not sure if I'm angry or impressed.

Edited 2018-06-28 21:27 (UTC)

No, but go ahead and tell people that. Adds to the legend.

I cannot believe I'm drunk enough to somehow mistake your name for Tori's. It only shares one damn letter.

But okay. Let's say I add to your legend or whatever, and let's say you never speak of this again. Is that a deal?

Why so shy? Could it be... *gasp* you DO love me? AWWWWWW bb ur so sweet

[It takes a solid 10 minutes or so before Clair gets a response.]

why are you the way you are

Edited 2018-06-29 23:05 (UTC)

1. The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "everyone I know and love is dead."

2. Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.

3. I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.

4. I JUST PETTED A FUCKING SQUIRREL. A SQUIRREL!

5. Just turned another straight guy gay. Wonder what the church would have to say about that...

6. Text him!

HOW FLUFFY WAS IT

SO FLUFFY!

I was expecting its fur to be kinda coarse, actually, but it's actually really really soft!

That's awesome! Maybe I should try petting one...

Where'd this happen, anyway?

I was out practicing in the park just to get some fresh air and I guess it liked the music!

[Elliot Craig is an actual Disney Princess. He doesn't know what Disney is, but he is.]

oh gods its like a childrens movie that's adorable

A movie? I don't know what that is

OH WAIT is a movie that thing that's like a play that you can watch over and over again?

pretty much

i'll have to show you one some time

Please do! It sounds like fun!

We got to see a recording of the class ahead of us putting on a concert, but recording stuff on memory crystals like that still isn't that common.

you should show me that some time if you have access to it. i'm always curious what kind of technology other worlds have.

Um... well, I'm not sure I do, but Rean probably does since he's still at Thors. I'm sure he wouldn't mind us stopping by for a visit anyhow.

And I can show you all my old haunts!

[There is a pause between messages.]

I say that like I didn't spend almost all my time in the music room, hehe.

1. I don't care if you are my best friend. Does not give you the right to describe how well my sister does blowjobs.

2. ...This is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.

3. It's my last night here. Let's make it one we may or may not remember.

4. Your creepiness in now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it.

5. I'm lost, I'm cold, and I don't know what to do with this stray cat I found.

6. Text him!

TFLN YO

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